I guess the best way to explain this episode is that Big Tim found out Pepsi was at one point the 6th largest navy in the world, and has decided he wants to command a soda navy and hilarity ensues.
Also we are going to CAKE FEST! So stay tuned for that as Big Tim scams a cake convention.

Poking the Bear – Big Tim: IN SPAAAAACCCEEE
Poking the Bear – Big Tim: King of the Dump
The Lady Raptastic Show – #10 – Follow Your Gut
Poking The Bear – Size don’t matter baby!
Poking the Bear – Scamming Cake Fest