I guess the best way to explain this episode is that Big Tim found out Pepsi was at one point the 6th largest navy in the world, and has decided he wants to command a soda navy and hilarity ensues.
Also we are going to CAKE FEST! So stay tuned for that as Big Tim scams a cake convention.

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